Reverie: President Trump Is No Fool

By Prem Gongaju

Lulled by the sweet song of political sirens, some people are too dumb to notice the truth, social and political, that Pres. Trump is no fool.

The losers accuse the Social Truther of rigging the game of his win of three (Executive, Legislative, Judiciary)- Card Monte resolutely on his Oval desk.

“The losers will hate, the haters will lose,” says the president sounding pragmatic, while the cheerless folks go, “Welp, ‘tis unexpected.”

Filled with the righteous rage, the President says of the fake accusation, “‘Tis all in the eye of the beholder, for they’ve known it all along — I am the Ace.”

Trumping over the rest of the pack, the Ace stands tall. A deal maker nonpareil, his offer cannot be refused. Shrewd and wily, he wins; and wins even by losing.

A president sees a bunch of topics on his golden plate, demanding his exceptional acumen for deal making. He throws them all in a lustrous golden salad bowl; the President is wont to toss it with dash and flash, the items of national/international importance land on top of the heap. “Viola!” The President exclaimed.

No past presidents have accomplished so much within the first 100 days; he spread the gospel of Spartan living  among his magnanimous follower sternly, and sternly did he hector the Waltons of the corporate world to eat up the tariff. “Or else,” he bullishly banged on the bully pulpit, sending the shock wave to the Capitol. The President told his Johnson to stand up for lessening the legislative lard  in the pork barrels, meanwhile exhorting his loyal voters to shape up by ridding the unmanly fat off their flabby selves.

Sink or swim, do or die are the commandment of courage from the very first 100% Alpha President of the U. S. of A. So, suck it up, and don’t whine about the cost of this and that.

Putting America First, the President instilled dread and terror among the two-bit rulers and the terrible tyrants of the globe including the artsy-fartsy dilettante dandies of Euro democracy.

The Resolute was once surrounded by irresolute stuff till President Trump raised it to gold standard, with the golden filigree and ornate items of fine craftsmanship.

Speaking of gold, a puny leader of a tiny patch of sands had the gall to gift a teardrop of black Arabian gold encased in glass, an inexcusable affront to the brawny leader of the world.

Speaking of gold, our #1 USA will remain safe under the Golden Dome – the golden brainchild of the golden President, whose love for his countrymen is unparalleled.

And regarding his Arabian visit, what a beautiful visit it was! Full of kowtow, respect and deference to our 47th President, it was a golden cakewalk for our deal-making President Trump, who, with the sheer power of his charm and charisma, harnessed the abundant flow of business deals worth multi-trillion $$
in the coffers of America. Who else could have commanded such lucrative deals for the defense industry of America? There hasn’t been a President of Trump’s Alpha blood and Ace gene. Mentally and physically, he towers over the leaders of the world.

On the totalitarian front, President Trump is working very hard to shift Putin in the Blitz to Putin in the Ritz; he is working very hard to bring peace and prosperity to the suffering people of Ukraine.

An alchemist of the highest order, he is working very hard to transmute no-bell into Nobel for Peace for our peace-loving President of America.


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